You know, I am truly fucking sorry that this free fucking podcast can't live up to your lofty expectations. It's not like I haven't spent hundreds of dollars of my own (understand this you fucking assholes, this is not sponsor money I'm talking about) money on ever-increasingly better equipment. I'm so fucking sorry that I'm forced to deliver this free entertainment to you ungrateful fuck-heads out of my non-audio-optimized office.
Seriously, I thought I was doing you assholes a favor by trading my in my admittedly overly compressed headset mic (MSRP $80.00, again out of my own pocket) for one of the most expensive podcast mics on the market.
Apparently, though, I was mistaken. I mean, what sort of asshole was I to not eliminate even the slightest echo. I'm going to run out right now and buy the 1000 square feet of acoustic foam that will ensure that none of you ever have to endure the hideous inconvenience of a small bit of echo.
Please accept my abject apologies . I'm such a douchebag for trying to entertain you ungrateful fucktards without delivering the full Dolby Digital experience.
Mea culpa...mea culpa.